this is a really really interesting article published in the LA Times about joe francis, the creator of the ‘girls gone wild’ phenomenon. he comes off as a huge boner…
Six weeks after that night outside Chicago, when I call Francis on his cellphone and ask him about the incident, he says he doesn’t remember Szyszka and that he didn’t have sex with anyone that night. He seems to lose control, repeatedly referring to me by a crude word for female genitalia. “If you print that, I will [expletive] sue the [expletive] out of you. If you print that, baby, you just put the nail in your own coffin,” he tells me. “You are a [expletive expletive]. You decided to blast me . . . You are a [expletive] bitch . . . I will get my last laugh on you. I will get you.” He then refers me to Burke, his lawyer.
i do – however – have a random connection to this dude. when i was studying abroad, there was a girl who was studying with us who was a model. she was fairly attractive. anyhow, she was dating the then less-well-known joe francis (although he was still well-known). he would fly her out for valentine’s day and shit like that. it was que ridiculo. it was not surprising when shortly after the program ended we heard that her relationship with joe had also ended… due to, of all things… infidelity.
he is a really classy guy. and you won’t believe what somebody did to him when they broke into his house…. oh man… it involves paris hilton, bondage and a vibrator. and believe me, it’s classy too.